her vagine was all disorganized.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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