Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
im on a boat
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