I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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