All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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