sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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