it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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