So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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