yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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