who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish I only lived at night.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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