My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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