found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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