There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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