YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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