belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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