i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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