NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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