chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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