Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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