I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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