just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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