Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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