Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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