It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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