I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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