i don't like sucking hair
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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