u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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