All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Farmville is her only friend.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
