how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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