Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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