My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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