Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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