I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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