so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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