plz talk dirty to me
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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