apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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