When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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