i don't like sucking hair
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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