so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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