I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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