So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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