Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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