I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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