I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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