It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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