playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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