I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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