im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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