It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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