who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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