We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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